How to: Make a Messy, Yummy, Crazy Pizza!

by Camy 

!WARNING! THIS RECIPE IS SO AWSOME, IT'S COPYRIGHTED. PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION!

Ok, to make a Messy Yummy Crazy Pizza you will need:

 

  A friend too ashamed of the end result to appear on here
The smallest, tiniest oven you can find
Pizza dough
Tomatoe sauce
Cheese.... Looooads of cheese!
An olive

Step 1:

 Unroll the pizza dough on your table. Add the tomato sauce and the cheese... All the cheese...
...
Aah cheese... How could we live without cheese?...

 Anyways, back to buisness!

 Step 2:
Fold the dough in half and make the edge all cute using your fork

Make sure you look properly at this picture, it's the only nice one you'll see in this post.

Step 3:
Use a book to shove your pizza in the tiny teeny weeny oven. If it wrinkles/make wholes in your pizza/breaks it, good! That's what it should do.

Step 4:
At some point, your pizza should leak, and the cheese and tomatoe sauce should burn on the bottom of your oven. That's perfect. It's now time to take your pizza out of the oven. I recommend not using a book for this step, I think a wooden board would be more appropriate.
This step is pretty tricky because the MOST IMPORTANT thing is to let your pizza fall into a dish. Try to spill as much as you can on the table, on the floor and on yourself.

 
My advice as a wellknow gourmet would be not to eat what has spilled on the floor... I'm not sure it would be very good anyways.

Hmmmm! Looks yummy, right?!

Ok, now, put the "pizza" back in the oven and let it cook for some more minutes. How long? Well, you know, until it's eatable!


Step 5:
When your "pizza" is ready, it's time for you to decorate! I mean, you don't serve a piece of art like the Messy Yummy Crazy Pizza like any standard home failed pizza! Remember that olive I was telling you about at the very begining of this post? Well, it's time to take it out and make good use of it! With a gentle gesture, carefully put the olive on top of the "pizza". There. Perfect!

Not only does it look yummy but GOORGEOUS too!

Step 6:






 Eat, Laugh a lot, Enjoy!